Story
The Martial Organization
Protecting Sanitation (M.O.P.S.) is a brigade of little monsters that
live in your shoes, under your bed, and behind your fridge. They loathe
all things dirty, filthy, and downright disgusting. These neat freaks
are perpetually cleaning up the mess left behind by not only us humans,
but also by those masterminds of filth, the Dust Bunneez. The Dust
Bunneez are little globs of scum that terrorize your home, your pet
hamster, and especially the M.O.P.S. Day after day, the M.O.P.S. must
flush out the Dust Bunneez from the dark, moldy, spiderweb-covered nooks
and crannies of your home in order to restore sanitation and cleanliness
to the land. This eternal struggle between muck and polish rages on
mostly out of sight, but it can sometimes get out of hand. For example,
you think you lost a sock to the dryer? Nope. One of the M.O.P.S. needed
a sleeping bag to go hunt Dust Bunneez. Think those holes in your shirt
are from moths? Never! It was probably a casualty of crossfire from a
trigger-happy M.O.P.S. soldier. So just remember it’s not just dirt,
it’s war!
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